As Slice has mentioned, we’ve been having some fayle on heroic Ultraxion. Morchok, no problem, we downed him in three pulls. Yorsah’j … ummmm … brutal. Just … brutal. Ultra though … it *seems* like we should be able to do it, we just need to tweak a couple of things and, well, have people hit their buttonz at the right times.
Ok so I need more than a couple of sentences saying ‘yeah we keep dying’ … so how about some screenshots? I am taking the first Hour of Twilight with Arvash, so I thought, ‘hey! I’ll get a cool screenshot of the two of us alone in the twilight realm!’ (hawt) Except … Arv unknowingly derailed my plans with his extensive collection of toys. (I asked him last night how many bag spaces are dedicated to the stuff he usually carries, and he said 20-22 … o.O)
So I think I’m going to be hanging out with a sexy belf, and instead I get:
a Darkspear warrior
an Iron Dwarf
a Druid of the Flame, complete with a couple of fire elementals from our shaman
and a Red Ogre
Maybe I should have slipped him some Savory Deviate Delight, huh? I could have added to the collection. lol.
Tags: Arv has the best toys, Arv is MY tank slice you no can haz, Dragon Soul, Fayle Tanks the Floor, Heroic Ultraxion, paladin, raid, Screenshots, Shadow Rising, WoW
Reputation Grind 
February 29, 2012 at 11:39 am
I think arv would rather not be a Belf lol.
February 29, 2012 at 11:54 am
To be fair, on the Morcock wipes, they were all Fayle’s fault.
He apparently likes to run away from things that he shouldn’t
February 29, 2012 at 11:56 am
You mean like .. his healers? Oh wait, that doesn’t matter since no one heals him anyway.
You notice I DID include the ‘Fayle Tanks the Floor’ tag.
February 29, 2012 at 11:57 am
That, and the boss for stomp, and the crystals, etc etc etc
February 29, 2012 at 12:22 pm
20-24 assorted toys for the guild, a full ret set, a stack of each color of uncut blue/green quality gems, 2 stacks of uncut metas, a Flag of Ownership, guild standards, tabards and rings for my mage ports….AND I’m left over with at least 45-50 slots for ore to prospect during the raid, lolbooyah!
February 29, 2012 at 12:25 pm
Dude wtf? Where do you get bags that large? I have 30 open slots on a good day … and my bank and void storage are both full.
February 29, 2012 at 12:27 pm
“Where do you get bags that large?”
A lady does not ask such questions in public!
February 29, 2012 at 12:29 pm
All my bags, even those in my bank, are 26 slots, except for the backpack. I’ll send a screenshot when I get home.
February 29, 2012 at 12:33 pm
Well Van is out of mounts to buy (with gold at least). Maybe I should start buying him bigger bags. Most of his bank ones are just 16.
26 … omg those take 8 dreamcloth?? sigh. I’m afraid to see how much those suckers cost. I know I’m too lazy to have Dyle make them, it will take too long and use too much crap that I don’t have on hand.
February 29, 2012 at 12:37 pm
I’ve been buying the bags on the AH between 2500g to 3500g. I need to upgrade my Void Storage into a Void Warehouse.
February 29, 2012 at 1:11 pm
“morcock wipes”?
February 29, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Yes, that is what we call him.
Adoe dubbed him that on our first time killing him on heroic
February 29, 2012 at 2:19 pm
LOL ah I love raid debriefs 🙂 So funny to read!
February 29, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Oh and we call the other guy Porkchop.
February 29, 2012 at 2:21 pm
You should know better than to use words like “debriefs” around my guild.
February 29, 2012 at 2:38 pm
I thought it was long-standing internet knowledge that I never wore pants.
February 29, 2012 at 2:53 pm
Oh, so it’s that kind of party?
/cue in LMFAO music
February 29, 2012 at 3:10 pm
When *isn’t* it that kind of party? I mean, come on … we tab out to look at ladyboys between pulls.
February 29, 2012 at 3:11 pm
To be fair, they don’t look like men and some even look like Sorak!
February 29, 2012 at 3:18 pm
Hmm… I don’t think I’ll comment on this one… It looks dangerous.
March 1, 2012 at 11:44 am
wtf I slack for one day and this is what I get!
March 8, 2012 at 11:12 am
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