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I Hate Summer

August 8, 2014

Blargh. Work is so busy and I want to post. Leave me alone, phone! Ok, I’ll make this short.

Last night I took Bar Fortress from the Poles. I figured since the not asking thing worked for Minsk it would work again. I patrol around the fortress for awhile and then Colonel Matviy Gladkiy’s flag appears over it. Hmmm. Ok. The Poles come and take it. (I leave and let them. It’s not mine, I’m not fighting 600 of them to defend it by myself!) Once they’re gone I take it back and again, don’t ask for it. And again, it goes to Gladkiy. I guess since Gladkiy owned it for a long time before they came and took it, he’s got rights to it. So maybe if I can get Minsk back, then it will be mine since it was before. Oh well. At least I got more siege practice in, and when I took it back the second time I also freed my favorite buddy Les’ Gritsenko and Colonel Ivan Sirko, who were being held in the prison there.

One other really cool thing happened. I was hanging out with Colonel Ivan Bogun and we ran into Skrzetuski. When he defeated me a few nights ago, he took some things from my inventory, including some of my books and my backup horse Teddy. When we defeated him, I got all my stuff back, including Teddy! I was very happy, especially since I had been unable to find another heavy thoroughbred with the same stats. Instead, I bought a lame troop horse on the cheap. So now I have a healthy troop horse that I don’t need. I guess I’ll just increase one of my followers’ riding skill enough that they can ride him, because I’d feel bad selling him back and taking a loss on him without him ever even being ridden.

I really need to get a fortress soon. Now that my renown is higher, my army size has increased to 140+, and the types of campaigns I am going on are tough without the more expensive soldiers from the mercenary camps. My funds are dwindling.

Oh, and since I promised something about WoW this week, here .. have a screenshot of Lyss and Kash hearthing away from me at the end of our alt raid on Saturday night. Lyss and Slice both came along! It was really awesome to get to raid with them again. :)

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Fun With Jaraxxus

August 6, 2014

I finished a quest in Hearthstone over the weekend which put me over the 100g mark again, so I spent it on a card pack. Normally this nets me some dust and if I’m lucky, a rare or epic that I don’t have yet. On very rare occasions, however, it can be like this:

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So of course I immediately went to my warlock deck and put him in there. I had to try him out. I still hadn’t played against Loatheb yet, so I took him there for his trial run.

Note: Some spoilery stuff here for the Plague wing. If you haven’t bought it yet and don’t want to know, do not proceed!

Loatheb, as you might remember if you raided Naxx early in Wrath, had a ton of health and could only be beaten at those gear levels through use of the mechanics … namely, killing the spores that occasionally spawn with as many people standing close to it as possible so as to get the buff that it gives when it explodes. I believe the buff was an increased critical strike chance. In Hearthstone it gives all of your minions +8 attack. Oh and Loatheb’s health is 2.5x higher than the other bosses you face. That’s a whopping 75 health for those of you who would rather not do the math. (waves at Cococat)

Now, his boss ability does 3 damage to your hero. So you might think ‘what the hell are you thinking playing a warlock who has life tap as his special’ … but it can work to your advantage if used intelligently. I used it once early, but then didn’t use it again until late in the fight. I had a summoning stone out, decreasing the cost to summon Jaraxxus to 7. My health was at 4, so first I tapped 2 of that health off for a draw, then dropped the big boy and bam! I turn into the demon and have 15 health. NOW it gets fun, because my new superpower summons a 6/6 infernal. In short order I have a board that looks like this:

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Good times. Will Jaraxxus continue to be useful? I don’t know. But that one game was enough to make me happy that I got him.

Facerolling

July 29, 2014

So, what do you do when there’s no new content and you’d kinda rather be doing anything else?

Alt raid!

Wait … what? Three days of raiding just isn’t enough I guess. But how can I say no when everyone else wants to do it? Of course, stupid me doesn’t just say ‘ok sure whatever my warlock is the best geared alt’ … nooooooooooooo … I have to be an idiot and volunteer to tank. Apparently I got my head bashed in too many times in previous tanking endeavors.

So I ran Kirgra through ToT as dps with tank as her loot choice, got a few upgrades, bought a valor trinket, got her gems, enchants, glyphs, flasks and food, and called her ready. Oh, and stole the heirloom 2H axe from poor Oslee. Ok, and got some tips and a new macro or two from Schriko because he rocks.

So, Saturday came, and off we went!

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Oh, hey, look, Don is dead! It’s just like a normal raid!

This is the only screenshot though because, well, I was too busy pushing other buttons.

Prinnie came and healed along with Kash. Yes, just two healers, but Bombelina is pretty geared, and Shudal’s monk tank was tanking our normals for awhile so he is really geared. We got the first wing down in the two hours we raided.

I don’t remember how many times I died. I know there were plenty of times I came close, and we wiped once on Sha. That fight is a lot easier as tank than it is as anything else though. I think we wiped on Protectors once too. Yeah … that one I would rather be dps. So much things! I’m pretty sure I died on Norushen as well. I got warforged boots from Immerseus though so hopefully this week I will be more durable.

Charge!

July 22, 2014

Who knew being a Cossack would be so much fun?

A couple of weekends ago, I was on Steam deciding which game to play, when I noticed that something called Mount & Blade: Warband was free to play for the weekend. I vaguely recalled seeing the title somewhere else and thinking it might be interesting, so I downloaded it. I had so much fun with it that I bought the complete set of Mount & Blade titles before the free time was even up.

Warband is fun but it takes place in a made-up land. The newest title in the series, though, Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword, takes place in Eastern Europe in the 17th century. The Cossack Hetmanate, led by Hetman Bogdan Hmelnitski (Bohdan Khmelnytsky if you look him up on Wikipedia) and situated in the area of modern Ukraine, had risen up against their rulers in the Polish Commonwealth. At the end of that uprising they signed the Treaty of Pereyaslav (Pereiaslav … spellings differ because all of it is translated from Cyrillic Script which is a completely different alphabet than what we are used to in the Western hemisphere) which allied them with Muscovy, although in reality they ended up being their subjects rather than allies and did not obtain actual independence until the fall of the USSR. The game starts in 1655, right after the signing of this treaty. This is a chance for the player to either join up with one of the large powers and bring the Cossacks under their control, or to change history and give them the autonomy they so desperately wanted.

Ok, that was all probably WAY more history than any of you care about, but I spent many hours playing Koei’s historical simulations, have a degree in history, and spent most of jr. high and high school on the back of a horse, so yeah … this game is SO right up my alley.

The game drops you off near Smolensk in Polish territory, and you are instructed to go around and do little jobs like take out bandits and protect trade caravans while you get to know some of the lords and decide who you would like to support… if anyone. You can totally play as a neutral mercenary if you so desire. Eventually, my dude was given a quest that took him to see Company Commander Les’ Gritsenko of the Cossack Hetmanate and as soon as I met him I knew I was going to dedicate my service to the Cossacks.

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Why him? I dunno, I just like him. All of the NPCs use the same lines, so it’s not like his personality is any different or anything. He’s just my favorite guy. So of course, I made a second game with myself as a female character. This does change the game somewhat, but not like I was hoping … it’s not the Sims.

As a dude, all I had to do is get on favorable terms with Hetman Hmelnitski and I could pledge my sword to his service … and be named a noble and awarded my own village. As a chick, I have made friends with damn near every single noble in the Hetmanate (to the point where my relationship with Les’ is 100/100 and with Hmelnitski is 97/100) and won enough battles to get my renown well over 100, and still I am stuck being a neutral mercenary. Maybe if I can get my relationship with the nation itself up higher … we’ll see. I know I could just look it up but that ruins it for me. The discovery is part of the fun.

As a noble, you get to do things like develop your village and train your peasants to defend themselves …

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participate in votes to determine who will be the Marshall and lead the next military campaign …

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as well as be asked by that person to come and join their campaign …

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After riding around for a bit they decided to lay siege to one of the Swedish castles. (Sweden and the Crimean Khanate make up the rest of the factions for a total of five.) They’ve been determined to take one of these castles far from our home territory and I don’t know why, because in the meantime, the Swedes and Muscovites have taken two of our fortresses, right next to Kiev! Personally, I would be taking back my home territory first but whatevs.

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You can see some Swedes to the right there coming to check out our siege. Obviously a battle is forthcoming! They gather more forces and we hit the battlefield. Now, there are many options for weapons and weapon skills. They give you a firearm and a saber to start out with with. I dislike the firearms because hey, it’s 1655, we’re talking muskets with a 6-10 second reload time after each shot. Booooooring. But using just a one hand sword seems, well … it’s ok but some guys have pikes, and bows, and throw javelins or something, so getting your horse in melee to actually hit anything with it is dangerous to say the least. You can win loot off of your enemies after battles, or buy new things at the market in any fortress. So I experimented with many options before finding THE weapon for me…the lance.

Your character holds it up when not moving or after a charge.

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When charging, it is couched, like so …

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At first I was trying to thrust with it, but once I understood that the best way to use it is to couch it and basically ram things with it, like a knight at a joust, I became a deadly force on the battlefield. I was nothing more than a field decoration with any other weapon. With this … I basically one-shot anything that I do couched lance damage to. Oftentimes I just get the other guy’s horse, but once he’s on foot he’s a sitting duck for my troops … or for another charge by me. There were multiple battles where it came down to me vs. half a dozen opponents, both mounted and not, and I patiently picked them off one by one and prevailed. So now every time I suffer defeat and get taken prisoner (hey it happens, especially when I am accompanying Les’ and he rides right through the Poles’ siege of Minsk so it’s 500 to 200 in favour of them! Watch where you are riding, buddy!) as soon as I am released I head straight for a large fortress and buy a new lance. I’m downright useless without one. I also bought myself a very fine Courser … faster and more maneuverable than almost anyone else’s steed.

Ok, this is long enough. But now you know one of the main reasons I haven’t logged into WoW much lately. :P


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