Well hello there, Gentle San. I’d like to turn in my Beasts of Fable quest, please.
3 Battle Pet Bandages and a Rusty Pet Cage? Is this some kind of joke? Perhaps some Tungsten will make this cage better.
Oh much better. But it needs a new coat of paint. Magenta, perhaps?
Well now, that Seamus to be a big improvement. I trust that you will not let this happen again? Good.
(Note: No battle pets were actually harmed in the making of this post. They respawned a few minutes later.)