Karius
Karius finished up Elwynn Forest yesterday. At the end of it, he found himself facing the legendary Hogger. His guildmates warned him not to try it alone. One of them even suggested he go in with nothing less than a 10-man raid. He simply raised an eyebrow at them and went to have a look for himself. ‘Dost they not know that I am a master of magic?’ he thinks to himself as he works his way through the gnoll camps, collecting their armbands along the way.
Then, as he targets the next one, it has a golden dragon frame and 666 health. ‘Aha, so this is the one.’ An epic battle ensues, but finally, the foul beast lay dead at his feet. What’s that, you say? Screenshot or it didn’t happen? Ok … completely unedited, crappy UI and all.
Kyrandre
Yes, you finally get to meet Kyrandre. She and Punkinpie had finished Azuremyst Isle the other day, but now Pie wanted to do Westfall. So Kyra had to get to Stormwind. She made it as far as Teldrassil before that cheeky little gnome Schubert caught up to her.
(Yes, she knows Teldrassil is NOT on the way to Stormwind. She took the wrong boat on purpose to honor the flame in Dolanaar.)
Restraining herself, she managed to keep from punting the gnome until after they got to Dalaran. In fact, she didn’t punt him at all until after he put 50g in a trade window for her and then cancelled it before she clicked. So then, he tries to make it up to her with THIS!
*edit to add …. that little imp beat me to posting!
Tags: mage, Screenshots, WoW
June 30, 2009 at 9:49 am
What?!?! Ha ha ha! That is NOT how the story went. What you can’t see in the screen shot was the message just before that where Schubert says “Do I really have to take off all my clothes?” And Kyrandre responds “uh huh”.
Then she says OMG because she is surprised by hotness.
June 30, 2009 at 9:54 am
>.<
Sib, healz me nao!
June 30, 2009 at 10:02 am
Sib is so rusty on his healing, though last night in Roic UK I proved that Elgar is rusty on his healing too, but honestly, I don’t think the tank was defense capped. That’s okay, we had success.
I hope you make that macro, I want to heal all your sorry DK butts through Outlands, you’ll have a pocket healer!
June 30, 2009 at 10:04 am
FYI, the mage sucks at healing. Several times last night as we were doing Westfall, I almost died.
Where is my pocket healer?
June 30, 2009 at 10:08 am
Trout, if those other two DKs don’t get their butts in gear soon and want to do something, Sib and Katia may just have to tank/heal their way through Outland together.
Pie .. your pocket healer hung around in Elwynn last night getting her skinning up to Westfall standards, soloed Hogger, picked up the quests in Westfall, failed miserably at getting a Westfall chicken, and logged out in the Sentinel Hill Inn, ready and waiting for you to log your bare butt back in so she can heal you.
June 30, 2009 at 10:34 am
My eyes!
You should put a warning on posts with naked gnomes in them.
Curious, how do you fail at getting a Westfall chicken? On my nelf I had some asshat keep killing the chickens, but one he stopped it wasn’t so bad. Horde have a version of this quest now too.
June 30, 2009 at 10:53 am
I bet the 24 other 80ies are hiding and you just left the raid group for making the picture with hogger!!!!!!!!!
June 30, 2009 at 10:59 am
I dunno, she did /chicken over and over and over and gave up. Karius got his even faster than Pie did, because he’s just that awesome.
No 80s … not even two 40s or four 20s …. Karius rules, man.
Ok, I’m going grocery shopping, everyone behave while I’m gone.
June 30, 2009 at 11:16 am
*throws confetti around*
Parteeeey!!
June 30, 2009 at 1:08 pm
“log your bare butt back in”
Wut’s going on here?!?
June 30, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Sum drood is bare. Punkinpie is one o’ dem.
I’m back, btw. Did y’all miss me?
June 30, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Sum durid is bare bear?
OMG nekkid!
June 30, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Uh huh. Just like you. *points at Schubert*
June 30, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Aww, shizzle. Foiled again. So nekkid gnome race?
June 30, 2009 at 2:06 pm
That would require me to actually have a gnome, would it not?
Although, if I spend any more time on your server, I’m gonna be needing one of them bank alt type characters.
June 30, 2009 at 3:26 pm
@Trout
What happens between Hordies stays between Hordies…but Roz already said..my lowbie is a bear….or sum droods is bare.
Gnaked Gnome race would be awesome. Let’s do it.
@Roz
My DK is doing the AH scan in Exodar, anytime you want to start playing the DKs it is on. My DK is less sexy than your DK, but he’s also shorter.
June 30, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Early work day? Ok, lemme finish laundry and torch dailies and I’ll be over. Jaarka will just have to catch up later.
June 25, 2010 at 10:55 am
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